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Do The Math.

A part-time receptionist costs $1,500 to $2,500 a month and still misses your nights, weekends, and emergencies. Here's what you get instead, starting at $95.

The Old Way

Human Receptionist

$1,500+ / month minimum

Plus benefits, PTO, training, and turnover.

Recommended The New Way

Your Plumber Secretary

$95 / month flat

No contracts. Cancel anytime. Setup in 15 minutes.

Hours covered
Human

Works 9 to 5. Goes home at night. Off on weekends. Misses the 2 AM burst pipe call entirely.

Plumber Secretary

Answers 24 hours a day, every day of the year. The after-hours emergencies stop going to voicemail.

Time off
Human

Gets sick, takes vacations, needs PTO and benefits. Calls go unanswered when she's out.

Plumber Secretary

Never sick. Never on vacation. Never quits. Picks up every call whether you took the week off or not.

Calls at the same time
Human

Handles one call at a time. If two ring at once, the second one hears a busy tone or voicemail.

Plumber Secretary

Picks up unlimited calls at the same time. Nobody waits on hold. Nobody hears voicemail.

Knowledge of plumbing
Human

You spend weeks teaching her the difference between a slab leak, a clogged main, and a water heater. She still asks the wrong questions on emergencies.

Plumber Secretary

Knows plumbing from minute one. Asks the right intake questions for the actual problem. Tells the difference between a dripping faucet and a flooded basement.

Customer memory
Human

Forgets repeat customers. Asks Mrs. Johnson her address for the fifth time. New hires start from zero.

Plumber Secretary

Remembers every caller by number. Greets repeat customers by name with their address and last job already on screen.

Hiring and turnover
Human

Weeks to recruit, train, and onboard. Quits with two weeks notice and you start over. Replacement costs another month of pay.

Plumber Secretary

Live on your number in 15 minutes. Cancel anytime. No notice period, no severance, no training again.

The Bottom Line

You save at least $1,400 a month and stop losing jobs to voicemail.

That's a part-time receptionist replaced by something that actually answers the after-hours emergency. Most shops recover the cost from one or two jobs they used to miss.

What Are Missed Calls Costing You?

Drag the sliders to match your shop. The math is yours, not ours.

6
130
$350
$100$1,500
50%
10%90%

You're losing about

$4,550

per month to voicemail

Jobs lost / month 13
Lost / year $54,600

Plumber Secretary costs $95/mo

Catch just 1 of those
and it pays for itself

Stop Paying For A Secretary Who Sleeps

See it answer a real plumbing call in 10 minutes.

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